Funny thing?

Stole this from Tiffy's profile. :]

1. The nice guys are ugly.
2. The handsome guys are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice guys are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual guys are married.
5. The guys who are not so handsome, but are nice guys, have no money.
6. The guys who are not so handsome, but are nice guys with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome guys without money are after our money.
8. The handsome guys, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The guys who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The guys who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The guys who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

Muahahahaha. ^_^;; lmfao. XD