I swear... imma consolidate alla these

DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

...here's some stupidity for you:
frank> can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
knightmare> ...

I'm sorry if this is blasphemy...
[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section