Stolen from Jeffrey

Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

I know it sounds disgustin... but, it's funny... in a sick sense